tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-59957416732507335342012-02-16T03:21:25.859-08:00Jesshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06575347057648405344noreply@blogger.comBlogger31100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5995741673250733534.post-52469685410821201162008-03-09T21:37:00.001-07:002008-03-09T21:49:06.657-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_I6s7SEvJHVw/R9S7W2WqlmI/AAAAAAAAAAc/S0hJi6GqNKI/s1600-h/warney.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_I6s7SEvJHVw/R9S7W2WqlmI/AAAAAAAAAAc/S0hJi6GqNKI/s400/warney.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5175967872977639010" /></a><br /><br />By just throwing a top hat into the sartorial equation, we've turned "HI BBY U GOT GR8 TITS AN I WLD LUV2 KIS EM AN I WLD LET U TUCH LIDLE WARNY I PROMIZ NOT 2B A FAST BOWLA LOLOLOL" into "Good evening, madam. Fancy joining me for an evening of mediocre drunken coupling followed by a few weeks of scandal and shame in the tabloid newspapers and womens mags?"<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5995741673250733534-5246968541082120116?l=reasonsyouwillhatme.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jesshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06575347057648405344noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5995741673250733534.post-53592640669617070652008-03-09T21:25:00.001-07:002008-03-09T21:28:29.788-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_I6s7SEvJHVw/R9S4yGWqllI/AAAAAAAAAAU/CyJ4OnHmsF8/s1600-h/hidingfromthefuzz.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_I6s7SEvJHVw/R9S4yGWqllI/AAAAAAAAAAU/CyJ4OnHmsF8/s400/hidingfromthefuzz.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5175965042594190930" /></a><br /><br /><br />If only Tony Mokbel had turned to Reasons You Will Hat Me instead of wasting time and money making pointless purchases over at unconvincinghairpieces.com. With the simple addition of a cowboy hat, Mokbel could have hidden undetected in the wild west of America - or, alternatively, a Madonna videoclip.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5995741673250733534-5359264066961707065?l=reasonsyouwillhatme.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jesshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06575347057648405344noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5995741673250733534.post-42933141031181764022008-03-09T19:41:00.000-07:002008-03-09T21:22:12.848-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_I6s7SEvJHVw/R9S24mWqlkI/AAAAAAAAAAM/pGaTZOhfY3c/s1600-h/malepatternbaldness.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_I6s7SEvJHVw/R9S24mWqlkI/AAAAAAAAAAM/pGaTZOhfY3c/s400/malepatternbaldness.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5175962955240085058" /></a><br /><br /><br />Much better. And the beret adds a welcome dash of Eurochic to this gentleman's appearance which will no doubt assist him greatly when it comes to the ladies.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5995741673250733534-4293314103118176402?l=reasonsyouwillhatme.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jesshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06575347057648405344noreply@blogger.com0